March 2011
398 posts

Michael Swartz- You taught me how to survive college, mix a good drink, and showed me I have the power to make my dreams come true. You’re like the older brother I never had.
Thank you for being an awesome friend for all these years. Hope your day is splendid!
So I was searching the internet for a non-autotuned version of this Rebecca Black song ‘Friday’ that everyone’s talking about. Searching furiously, if you will.
Even the one labeled ‘Official Video’ didn’t do it for me, I was sure these were just those joke videos everyone makes. You know, like they’re doing to Charlie Sheen and stuff.
But sadly NO.
That is in fact, the official video.
Since when was blatantly buying your own fame so widely acceptable? How does this create a loyal fan base in any way?
Production Value does not equal Talent and/or Success.*
*Exiting stage left to the sound of my own feet stepping off the soapbox. Thank you.
Dear Nickelback,
That’s enough.
Sincerely, the world.
http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/index.php
This is why you’re my hero.
Discovering new species of ocean life in your off-time.
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